Interesting questions

Got this in an email this morning. I sometimes do asking questions like these -- interesting, funny and sometimes thought-provoking. Feel free to add to the list of 'burning' questions you may have...

Can you cry under water?
Hmmmm... Anyone tried this?

How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?
I just noticed there's 2 'ass' in assassinated...

Why do you have to 'put your two cents in'.. But it's only a 'penny for your thoughts'? Where's that extra penny going to?
Malaysians should know this...

Once you're in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity?
And if you're going to hell, will your clothes be burnt when it gets toohot?!?

Why does a round pizza come in a square box?
Hmm... Maybe we should have square pizzas.

What disease did cured ham actually have?
?!?

How is it that we put man on the moon before we figured out it would bea good idea to put wheels on luggage?
I did ask why we've not put any man on the moon in the past 30 years... A friend explained that its pointless to send a moon there now since we have unmanned probes that can collect samples, take photos, etc...

Why is it that people say they 'slept like a baby' when babies wake up like every two hours?
Yalor... Why ar?!?

If a deaf person has to go to court, is it still called a hearing?
?!?

Why are you IN a movie, but you're ON TV?
English... Ever so confusing.

Why do people pay to go up tall buildings and then put money in binoculars to look at things on the ground?
People like to do weird things...

Why do doctors leave the room while you change? They're going to see you naked anyway.
?!?

Why is 'bra' singular and 'panties' plural?
Hah! I'm also curious...

Why do toasters always have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?
Very true... Why design something with a setting that burnts bread?

Can a hearse carrying a corpse drive in the carpool lane?
?!?

If the professor on Gilligan's Island can make a radio out of a coconut,why can't he fix a hole in a boat?
Wah... It's been a long time since I saw the show. This one reminds me of the Disney afternoon matinees I used to watch on TV back then as well.

Why does Goofy stand erect while Pluto remains on all fours? They're both dogs!
?!?

If Wile E. Coyote had enough money to buy all that ACME crap, why didn'the just buy dinner?
Yalor...

If corn oil is made from corn, and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, what is baby oil made from?
?!?

If electricity comes from electrons, does morality come from morons?
?!?

Do the Alphabet song and Twinkle, Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?
Hmmm... Let me see... Never realised it till today!

Why did you just try singing the two songs above?
Wah lau eh... Mind reader! How did 'it' know I was singing out the two songs...

Why do they call it an asteroid when it's outside the hemisphere, but call it a hemorrhoid when it's in your butt?
?!?

Did you ever notice that when you blow in a dog's face, he gets mad at you, but when you take him for a car ride, he sticks his head out the window?
My Gerger likes it when I blow in her face.

DO YOU EVER WONDER WHY YOU GAVE YOUR E-MAIL ADDRESS TO ME IN THE FIRST PLACE?
Hahaha... So I can get amused in office?!? :)

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